1 00:00:01,180 --> 00:00:03,850 And then I looked after some twins 2 00:00:03,900 --> 00:00:06,530 for a lovely couple in Richmond. 3 00:00:06,580 --> 00:00:08,770 Unfortunately he died recently. 4 00:00:08,820 --> 00:00:11,490 He had a heart attack on a trip to Paris. 5 00:00:11,540 --> 00:00:13,810 Oh, I love Paris! 6 00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:16,130 So, when can you start? 7 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:18,690 - Oh. - I mean, the sooner the better, really, for me. I mean, 8 00:00:18,740 --> 00:00:21,890 I know this sounds ridiculous, but if you could start this afternoon, 9 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:23,740 that would, that would be great. 10 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:27,610 Look, I... I know that's ridiculous. 11 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:30,730 - Is it? Is that ridiculous? - What, to start now? 12 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:32,330 No! No, no, no. 13 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:35,860 No, this afternoon. Unless you CAN start now? 14 00:00:36,980 --> 00:00:39,730 Shouldn't I meet the kids first, or...? 15 00:00:39,780 --> 00:00:42,650 Whatever you want. Meet them, don't meet them. 16 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:46,860 Jesus Christ! Is that the door?! 17 00:00:53,580 --> 00:00:57,330 - This is my boyfriend, Luke. - Oh, hi. - Nice house. 18 00:00:57,380 --> 00:01:00,810 - How much does that painting cost? - I don't know. 19 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:03,180 A lot of nice houses round here, aren't there? 20 00:01:04,420 --> 00:01:07,820 - You coming or what? - Uh, sorry, we have to go. 21 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:19,860 So, when can you meet the kids? 22 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:27,050 No, she didn't turn up. I can't believe it. 23 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:29,530 She was perfect in every way, apart from not turning up. 24 00:01:29,580 --> 00:01:32,050 Now we're going to be late for school again! 25 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:36,450 I just... Paul, I don't know how much more of this I can take. 26 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:39,370 It's just... In. It's just too much for me. 27 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:41,570 It's just too much for me, Paul. 28 00:01:41,620 --> 00:01:43,530 Just, it's too much. 29 00:01:43,580 --> 00:01:46,540 It's a bit early, isn't it? I'll just have a Pimm's. 30 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,290 Oh, it sounds like hell. 31 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:53,050 I'm so sorry I had to come on this bloody stag. 32 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:55,250 Do you want me to come home? 33 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:57,330 No. No, no, no, no. 34 00:01:57,380 --> 00:02:01,130 - Don't come home. - I'll come home. - No, no. No, really, don't. 35 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:03,810 - I'm coming home. I'm going to come home. - No, don't be silly! 36 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:05,490 Put those down. Don't be silly. 37 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:08,010 No, look, you need me and that's that. 38 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:13,690 - I'm going to come home. - Well, if you're serious, it would be amazing. 39 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:15,890 But if I can't come home, 40 00:02:15,940 --> 00:02:18,530 what's the next best thing I could do? 41 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:22,050 - Oh, I know! - No. No, no, no, no. Don't send your parents. 42 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:25,450 They don't help. They do not help, Paul. 43 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:30,090 - 'What? Eh?' - Paul? - 'Julia?' 44 00:02:30,140 --> 00:02:32,250 Paul, I said don't send your parents. 45 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:34,130 It would be an absolute disaster. 46 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:36,250 - 'Julia.' - Paul! 47 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,810 Julia, the reception here is shit. 48 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:41,330 I didn't catch any of what you just said, but if you can hear me, 49 00:02:41,380 --> 00:02:45,740 don't worry, I'm going to call my parents. 50 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:53,220 Julia. 51 00:02:55,180 --> 00:02:57,020 Hey, did you put mint in this? 52 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:03,020 "Aaaargh!..." 53 00:03:06,780 --> 00:03:08,570 - Morning! - Oh, gangway! - Can't talk! 54 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:10,300 Morning. 55 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,530 In, in, in. 56 00:03:15,580 --> 00:03:17,410 Sorry, sorry, sorry, I know it's past nine! 57 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:18,730 Can I just sneak them through? 58 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:20,660 Bye-bye, love you, love you, bye. 59 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:27,410 - I'm going to have to mark them down as late. - Oh, no, please! 60 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:28,970 They can't get another late this term, 61 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:30,290 it's just so upsetting for Ivy. 62 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,810 - I have to put them in the book. - Please don't do that. 63 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:34,450 Look, please don't open the book. 64 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:36,330 Don't pick up the pen! Just put the pen down! 65 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:39,290 - Stop writing! - I have to put them in the book. 66 00:03:39,340 --> 00:03:42,930 Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. OK. Well, thank you very much. 67 00:03:42,980 --> 00:03:46,530 You've been so kind. I hope you have a marvellous day. 68 00:03:46,580 --> 00:03:48,140 Nice jumper. 69 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:03,330 Just take whatever you want. 70 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:06,850 Anything left over is going to the charity shop. Trevor. 71 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:09,300 - Could I get a latte? - Only if you're good. 72 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:15,020 - You'll never get away with that, Anne. - Oh, God, I was, I was joking! 73 00:04:17,060 --> 00:04:19,220 - Two doughnuts, please. - Sure. 74 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:24,610 You need to get them into Breakfast Club, miss the traffic that way. 75 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:26,050 Breakfast club? What's that? 76 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:28,290 Just what it sounds like. You can drop them off at eight. 77 00:04:28,340 --> 00:04:30,130 I'm trying to get Charlie in on it. 78 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:32,690 He's having his half eight poo in school, I'm back in bed. 79 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,290 What, they give him breakfast? 80 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,210 Cor, that is great! I hate doing breakfast! 81 00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:40,330 - My kids never know what they want. - What, you ask them? - Yeah, don't you? 82 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:43,090 No! Just put a bowl of cornflakes in front of them. 83 00:04:43,140 --> 00:04:44,450 They're not gourmets. 84 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:48,490 Charlie would eat a bowl of Lego if I put it in front of him. 85 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:51,050 God, yeah, why did I ever think I had to ask them? 86 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:53,370 Great, so how do you get into Breakfast Club, then? 87 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:55,810 You need to speak to Mrs Lamb, she sorts it all out. 88 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:58,010 Oh! I love this! 89 00:04:58,060 --> 00:05:00,610 Well, don't get too excited, it's last season. 90 00:05:00,660 --> 00:05:03,570 - Which teacher is Mrs Lamb again? - No, she's the sour cow in reception. 91 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:06,090 - Can I have this? - Oh! 92 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,220 No. I don't think so. 93 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:11,570 - Why not? - Well, I can't give everything away. 94 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:13,730 There'll be nothing left for the charity shop, 95 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,300 and it's for cancer. 96 00:05:16,660 --> 00:05:20,170 Tell you what, I'll give you a tenner for cancer, 97 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,290 and I'll throw in my coat 98 00:05:22,340 --> 00:05:24,330 for even more cancer. 99 00:05:24,380 --> 00:05:25,540 That's not a bad deal. 100 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:28,940 Great! 101 00:05:31,980 --> 00:05:35,330 Oh, yeah, Mrs Lamb's the man. Breakfast club, Homework Club. 102 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:38,010 Oh, God! I was sort of offish with her earlier. 103 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:40,610 How bad was it? Was it anything you could walk back? 104 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:44,210 Well, I said that she was very helpful and I said, "Nice jumper." 105 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:47,250 Shit. She responds well to gifts. 106 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:49,930 I got her a St Tropez kit for her birthday and now Charlie's allowed 107 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:51,650 back on school trips. 108 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:53,730 I feel a bit sorry for her. 109 00:05:53,780 --> 00:05:57,100 - See her around the place on her own a lot. - Here comes trouble. 110 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:00,450 You're looking at a free man, ladies. 111 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:03,770 - What do you mean? - Jill's gone to her mother's with the kids. 112 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:05,570 Oh, no, what's happened? 113 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:09,850 Oh, nothing. It's just a thing she has to do from time to time. 114 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:11,850 When she's had enough of me. 115 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:14,330 When I'm driving her up the walls. 116 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:17,070 She just says, "Aaaargh!..." 117 00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:20,610 ".. I can't take it!" and scarpers, so... 118 00:06:20,660 --> 00:06:23,170 What are you guys doing for the weekend? 119 00:06:23,220 --> 00:06:26,730 - A few friends have invited me to Milan. - Have they? 120 00:06:26,780 --> 00:06:30,330 - No! - I've got my in-laws coming. 121 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:33,840 Oh. I call my in-laws "the outlaws". 122 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:36,890 But not really. 123 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:40,650 Well, then, it looks like I've got a weekend to myself doing boy stuff in 124 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,450 the man cave. Could be worse. 125 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,770 Actually sounds pretty good to me. 126 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:48,130 Right, well, I better go and pick them up. 127 00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:51,410 I'm having to bloody work from home today because they don't understand 128 00:06:51,460 --> 00:06:53,770 "key under flowerpot". 129 00:06:53,820 --> 00:06:55,340 - See you, troops. - Bye. 130 00:06:57,860 --> 00:07:00,090 You done your hair or something? 131 00:07:00,140 --> 00:07:02,930 I might have treated myself to a wash. 132 00:07:02,980 --> 00:07:05,060 Whatever you did, it's working. 133 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:10,020 I should wash myself more often. 134 00:07:13,180 --> 00:07:16,690 I can't park here. Wait there, I'll bring the car around. 135 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:19,700 - We're coming, we're coming. - No, no, don't! 136 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:26,490 - Wait a minute, we haven't got all the bags. Where...? - Where? Oh! 137 00:07:26,540 --> 00:07:27,890 Oh, for goodness' sake! Look! 138 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:32,400 - Oh, God! - Julia. 139 00:07:34,020 --> 00:07:35,220 - Oh! - Come on, come on. 140 00:07:37,900 --> 00:07:40,970 - Where's my paper, my newspaper? - Oh, Geoff, please! 141 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:44,460 - I left it on the... - Stay there. - Yes. Go on, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! 142 00:07:46,220 --> 00:07:48,170 Oh, look! Look, I've got it. 143 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:50,980 - Oh, for goodness' sake. Come on then, let's go. - All right. 144 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,170 - Whoa! - Oh! - Jesus... 145 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:09,420 Oh. The cavalry have arrived. 146 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:18,130 - There you go. - What's this? - Closing early. 147 00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:21,460 - Only throw them away otherwise. - Oh! Thanks. 148 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:34,650 Yes, thank you. She's letting you through, Julia. 149 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,210 She's letting you through. 150 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:39,650 Thank you, Elizabeth. Yes, I know what this means. 151 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,370 Oh! Oh! 152 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:44,090 She thinks you're waving her through now. 153 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:47,020 Yes. Yes, sorry, you go, you go! 154 00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:58,530 How are my two darlings? 155 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,330 They're not in the car, Elizabeth. They're at school, remember? 156 00:09:01,380 --> 00:09:03,130 Oh. Yes, of course. 157 00:09:03,180 --> 00:09:06,580 - You all right in the back there, Geoff? - I am, thank you, Julia. 158 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,250 Do you know who used to live here? 159 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,330 - Who? - Michael Caine. 160 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:14,530 Michael Caine, really? He used to live in Queens Park? 161 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:16,340 No, no, no, no. London. 162 00:09:17,940 --> 00:09:20,650 Did you get anything nice for Christmas? 163 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:23,900 - They're not in the car. - Oh. Yes. 164 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:29,570 - Oh, where are they? - They're at school. 165 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:32,570 Oh, yes. Oh, careful with that one, 166 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,930 Julia! We don't want to break it, do we? 167 00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:39,330 - Do you want to take your coats off? - No, I'm a bit cold. 168 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:41,290 Oh, I can put the heating on. 169 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:44,060 No, no, I'll just keep my coat on. 170 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:48,610 How about a nice cup of tea and a catch-up? 171 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:50,220 Oh. OK, you want tea. 172 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:53,410 Great, I'll put the kettle on. 173 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,570 You want one, Geoff? 174 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:59,020 - Huh? Oh. Only if you're putting the kettle on. - I am, yeah. 175 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:03,290 Actually, could I have a coffee, rather? 176 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:05,130 Coffee? Absolutely. 177 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:07,330 Have you got a small piece of bread? 178 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:09,130 I haven't had breakfast. 179 00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:11,610 Just the heel will be fine. 180 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:13,610 - Just the heel? - Yes. 181 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:15,300 Don't waste a proper slice. 182 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:29,610 I thought it might be fun if you guys picked up the kids from school. 183 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:32,530 Surprise them. I've got a bit of work to get on with. 184 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:34,010 You could take my car. 185 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:37,490 Oh, I don't like driving in London. 186 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:40,170 - I'll ask Geoff. - Toilet's broken. 187 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:41,690 Don't worry, I'll take care of it. 188 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:45,090 - No, don't! - Julia was wondering if we could pick up the children from 189 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:47,930 - school. - Oh, well, I'd better get on with the toilet. 190 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,130 Especially if I'm not going to miss the rugby. 191 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:52,610 - Don't worry about the toilet. - It's all right. 192 00:10:52,660 --> 00:10:54,730 Um, yes, best we don't. 193 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:56,490 Oh, before you go, Julia, 194 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:59,500 could you get out a deckchair so I can sit in the garden? 195 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:34,060 Leaving us, Barbara? 196 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,060 Can you take me with you? 197 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:49,050 I mean, they can't even make a cup of tea themselves. 198 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:51,930 They would die of dehydration if I didn't come home. 199 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:56,570 - Bless them. - And they're so cheap, won't let anything go to waste. 200 00:11:56,620 --> 00:12:00,650 Geoff even ate a rancid mango today, rather than throw it away. 201 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:04,410 My dad drives two miles further away from the local shop 202 00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:06,690 - to get cheaper bin bags. - How old? 203 00:12:06,740 --> 00:12:08,890 How old? I don't know, Kevin. 204 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:11,210 - Late 60s? - That's a lovely age. 205 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:14,730 - Can I... can I meet them? - What? - Can I meet them? 206 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:16,890 You want to meet my husband's parents? 207 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:18,970 - Why? - I love old people. 208 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:21,490 I used to work with old people when I was at uni. 209 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,940 Best years of my life. 210 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:28,090 People tell me I'm very much like an old person sometimes. 211 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:29,940 No. That's weird, Kevin. 212 00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:36,170 - What are you doing? - I just got flirted at again. 213 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,250 - Flirted at by who? - Trevor. 214 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:41,290 - He winked at me. - Oh, my God! 215 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:42,970 This cafe is the only place I have now, 216 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:46,120 - and you are going to make it weird. - How am I going to make it weird? 217 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:51,500 Oh, for God's sake! 218 00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:59,850 Geoff? I got your Rennies. 219 00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,610 Oh, thank you. 220 00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:04,210 Oh, now, don't you worry about this, Julia. 221 00:13:04,260 --> 00:13:07,780 I managed to turn the water off eventually. 222 00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:12,330 But I did remember to fill up the kettle, so if you wouldn't mind just 223 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,290 going and popping it on, eh? 224 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:17,170 Geoff. Geoff, will I tell her or do you want to tell her? 225 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:20,130 Just tell me, Elizabeth. You tell me before I execute both of you! 226 00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:23,650 Well, we were going to save it till Paul got home, but... 227 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:26,890 - Sit down, Julia. - I don't want to sit down. 228 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:30,770 Well, Paul has told us how difficult you're finding things at the moment, 229 00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:33,490 you know, since your mother stopped doing everything for you, 230 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:37,050 and we've seen first hand how overwhelmed you are. 231 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,140 So we've decided... 232 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:42,060 .. to move back to London! 233 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:45,730 So we won't be just at the end of a phone any more, 234 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:48,330 we'll be right here all the time. 235 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:52,450 You'll be able to sit back and let us take care of everything. 236 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,850 Elizabeth? It's time for my pill. 237 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,770 - Oh. - Where are my pills? - Oh, eh... Oh, they're in the car. 238 00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:00,970 - I'll get them. - I'll get them! 239 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:03,060 I need something anyway! I'll get the pills! 240 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:19,130 Barbara! 241 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:21,490 Have you seen this? Somebody must have... 242 00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:23,260 I ran over as soon as I... 243 00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:26,170 Never mind. 244 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:28,530 I know, I'll get, I'll get Paul to put it back, 245 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:31,130 as soon as he's home from his stag. 246 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:33,330 How did they do that? 247 00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:35,250 It was buried! 248 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:38,500 - Very deep. - Desperate people are capable of anything, Barbara! 249 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,850 'You've called the Brady residence. 250 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:46,650 'Please leave a short message after the beep. 251 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:49,730 'Or, if you like, you can message me at Tumblr.' 252 00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:50,930 Hi, Kevin. 253 00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:53,450 'If you're still at a loose end...' 254 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:56,250 - Hello! - Hi, Kevin. 255 00:14:56,300 --> 00:15:00,530 I have reached the limits of my endurance. 256 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:05,410 I am taking them out to eat, so if the offer 257 00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:09,410 still stands, could you please come and do some geriatric whispering? 258 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:12,130 I'd love to! 'When do you want me? Now?' 259 00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:14,860 I could come now. Would you like me to come now? 260 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,210 Do you know what? Let's go out, let's go out to eat. 261 00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:22,210 - What? Where? - To a... to a restaurant. 262 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:25,170 - Oh, whose birthday is it? - No, it's no-one 's birthday. 263 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:26,970 What will I wear? 264 00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:30,010 Just... What?! Just, just casual, casual clothes. 265 00:15:30,060 --> 00:15:31,970 I'm not sure I've got any casual clothes. 266 00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,860 Geoff, Geoff, we're going out. 267 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:38,290 Oooh! Spit that out! That is not a biscuit! 268 00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:42,220 - Geoff, is this your hearing aid?! - Oh, there it is! 269 00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:45,340 We're going out! 270 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:57,210 Julia, why did you let him put my hearing aid in his mouth? 271 00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:00,410 This was the best one I ever had, you know, and... 272 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,620 well, now I can't hear a thing. 273 00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,730 Elizabeth, say something. 274 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:10,010 Testing, testing, testing Geoff's hearing aid. 275 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,930 Alpha, Bravo, 276 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:15,010 Charlie, Delta, Echo. 277 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,940 Oh, there's Kevin! 278 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,610 - Ah! - Geoff! Geoff, it's OK. 279 00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:26,810 It's my friend. This is my friend. 280 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,460 Hello. 281 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:35,500 Geoff and Elizabeth. Got it. 282 00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:39,690 Weren't names lovely in the past? 283 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:42,090 - What do you mean? - Hmm? 284 00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:44,210 What do you mean, in the past? 285 00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:47,810 Oh, I see. It's almost like I'm saying you belong in the past. 286 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:50,410 - I'm not at all. - We're here now, aren't we? 287 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:52,330 We're not dead yet. 288 00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:56,060 No, indeed. Very much still with us, and thank goodness for that. 289 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:02,210 Ooh, these are heated seats, aren't they, Julia? 290 00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:04,610 You're spoiling the back-seat boys here. 291 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:07,290 Isn't she, Geoff? Do you feel that, Geoff? 292 00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:08,980 Lovely and warm. 293 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:13,770 It's lovely and warm, the seats. 294 00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:15,660 Warm your bum up! 295 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:21,170 - Oh! - Are you all right, Geoffrey? - What are you doing to him, Kevin? 296 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:23,540 I'm... I'm not doing anything to him. 297 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:32,250 I thought you said you were like Paul O'Grady with old people? 298 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,890 I just got off on the wrong foot. I'll win them over, don't worry. 299 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:37,540 - Would you like children's menus? - Yes. No! 300 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:43,170 I will choose for them. They will have... 301 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:44,780 fish pie. 302 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,250 Oh, dear. 303 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:51,890 - Oh, no. - Is there something about the menu that bothers you, Elizabeth? 304 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:55,020 - Well, is there anything other than fish? - Are you...? 305 00:17:56,900 --> 00:18:00,890 - Why didn't you say before? - Well, I didn't want to be a bother. 306 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:04,770 Excuse me, excuse me. I'm so sorry. Is there something that's not fish? 307 00:18:04,820 --> 00:18:08,410 - Uh, well, it's a fish restaurant. - I know it's a fish restaurant. 308 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:12,610 The surf and turf, we can take away the... surf. 309 00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:16,250 - Elizabeth, they have steak. - I don't like steak. - She doesn't like steak. 310 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,140 It's all very expensive. 311 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:22,690 I'll just have the breadsticks. 312 00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:26,210 Geoff. Geoff? Do you think you should just have a main? 313 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:28,850 Skip the starter because of your indigestion? 314 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,930 Yes, yes, I'll have a starter. 315 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:34,370 - What do they have? - Get some lovely grub in there. 316 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:37,180 - Who is he? - This is Kevin. 317 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:41,810 Mrs Lamb over there. 318 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:45,330 Oh, yes. On her own again, poor thing. 319 00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:48,610 Excuse me, excuse me. Hi, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 320 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,610 See that woman over there? I'll pick up her bill. 321 00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:52,380 - You can tell her. - Oh, OK, OK. 322 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:08,690 - Hello! A lovely place! - Lovely to see you all. - How are you? 323 00:19:08,740 --> 00:19:12,090 - Nice to meet you. Thank you very much. - How are you? 324 00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:13,820 Can we have the wine list please? 325 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,660 Oh. 326 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,530 I don't believe it! 327 00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:38,050 Everyone's been talking about her like she's a recluse. 328 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,020 It's like Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway over there. 329 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,730 Excuse me, look, 330 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:48,370 can you, can you tell me again how you know my daughter? 331 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:51,340 - Who are you? - Well, we... 332 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:58,780 I don't want to say more than friends, but we are very close. 333 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:19,890 I think it's your pilot light that's the problem. 334 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:23,090 Right. Well, it's not worked properly since you installed it. 335 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,130 - Oh, really? - Yeah, really. 336 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,580 Well, I'm sorry about that. 337 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,700 Nice coat. 338 00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:40,410 - Jesus, you reek! - Yeah, but I've been working, ain't I? 339 00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:43,300 You've been fixing a boiler, not wrestling a BO machine. 340 00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:49,450 - No, no, no, no! - What? - Leave it on. The coat. 341 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,460 - What?! - Leave it on. 342 00:20:54,180 --> 00:20:55,730 Oh! Stop! Stop! The kids! 343 00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:58,810 - Daddy! - Hello, mate! 344 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:01,250 Look at you, eh? What are we going to do with you, eh? 345 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:04,010 What about this?! Who-o-o-oaa! 346 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:07,010 Don't shake him like a can of Coke, Lee! 347 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:09,410 - You don't have to mop up the mess. - Daddy, stop! 348 00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:12,490 Whoo! You going to throw up for Mummy? Throw up for Mummy, go on! 349 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,050 Are you going to throw up for Mummy? 350 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,650 Oh, come back here. 351 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:21,450 What's been happening? You good? Yeah? 352 00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:26,490 - I didn't want fish pie. - That's all there is, OK? 353 00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:30,330 Shush it down. Hello, yes, I just want to make it absolutely clear 354 00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:34,890 that I'm only getting dinner for her, not for everybody else. 355 00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:37,930 Right, but that puts me in a very uncomfortable position. 356 00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:39,620 Ah, it's a lobster. 357 00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:43,770 - Can you tell her? - Me tell her that I'm not paying for the meal? 358 00:21:43,820 --> 00:21:46,700 No, that would... You tell her! 359 00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:51,370 Look, just subtract her meal from the bill and then point at me like 360 00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:53,690 you did the first time, then she'll know, 361 00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:57,170 and... and it won't look like we're suddenly changing our minds. 362 00:21:57,220 --> 00:22:00,370 - We're changing our minds? - Yes, yes, yes, yeah, because you're 363 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,740 part of it, because you agreed to make the offer in the first place. 364 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,740 This is the only way. Don't bail on me now. 365 00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:17,570 And there's no "you left the seat up" politics, 366 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:19,770 because I now pee sitting down. 367 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:22,650 I don't know why more men don't do it. 368 00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:24,740 Geoff? Oh, he, he's asleep. 369 00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:28,260 Who is this man, Julia? 370 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:42,730 Uh, excuse me. Didn't you say that you were paying for dinner? 371 00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:45,970 - Yes, yes. - Yeah, well, he's saying you didn't. - Oh! 372 00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:48,820 There's been... 373 00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:52,890 I think you've misunderstood me. 374 00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:58,380 I definitely do want to pay for the whole dinner, not just her. 375 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:02,620 Sorry, I obviously didn't make that clear. 376 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,060 Thank you. 377 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,580 No! No! 378 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,300 They're wonderful! 379 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:41,220 Oh, God! 380 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:47,730 Hi! Bye! 381 00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:51,290 240 quid that cost me. How did YOU manage it? 382 00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:55,170 Oh, you know, I have my ways. Anyway, back to bed. See you later. 383 00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:56,420 See you. 384 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:07,890 Go on. Get inside. 385 00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:10,370 Don't want to miss your train. 386 00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:12,980 - Oh! Hang on a minute! Hang on! - Oh, no! 387 00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:18,250 Look, I'll let you know how the house-hunting goes, but in the 388 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:22,530 meantime, any time it gets too much for you, you know what to do. 389 00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:24,570 You bet I do. 390 00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:27,290 - Bye. - Come on, come on! 391 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,290 Have you got the tickets? 392 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:35,330 - What? - Have you got the tickets? 393 00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:38,810 - What? - Oh! Geoff, never mind, never mind! 394 00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:42,130 Get in there! Get in! 395 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,980 Get in the station! 396 00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:47,230 Yes! 397 00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:00,820 Hi. 398 00:25:04,260 --> 00:25:06,780 - It's happened again. - Aw, thanks! 399 00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:38,370 Hello, Kevin. 400 00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:41,010 - Amanda! - What's going on with you two? 401 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:43,290 - Are you lost? - No, I was just passing. 402 00:25:43,340 --> 00:25:46,690 - It's private. I can't. - Holy shit, it's Anne! 403 00:25:46,740 --> 00:25:48,450 Why's she got all those kids? 404 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,290 She's part of the car pool now for school drops. 405 00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:54,690 Car pool? Why don't we have a car pool? That would really help me. 406 00:25:54,740 --> 00:25:57,570 I got terribly into driftwood crafting after my early menopause. 407 00:25:57,620 --> 00:25:59,410 Well, what you lost in oestrogen, 408 00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:01,570 you definitely made up for in hobbies. 409 00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:04,130 You haven't said anything to Anne, have you? 410 00:26:04,180 --> 00:26:05,610 Oh, no. God, no. 411 00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:07,970 You were on the make the whole time, Julia. 412 00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:10,810 The only reason you're here tonight is because you wanted something. 413 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,290 No! Well, yeah. 414 00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:14,650 Johnny wanted to take control of his jealousy. 415 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,530 - Are we even friends? - What?! 416 00:26:16,580 --> 00:26:20,170 He's horribly jealous, but at the same time 417 00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:22,850 - he enjoys watching me with another man. - Of course. 418 00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:24,420 Wha... what?